February 2012
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"I want to tell my thoughts!" - my mom about...
God, is that where I get it?
Just so you know, my mother’s inpiration to get a Twitter: Her being upset that Whitney Houston was buried in a public place. She thinks people will rob Whitney’s grave for “her jewels.”
That’s what she wants to tweet. Dude. This needs to happen.
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YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
Kelly: *answering phone* Hello.
Mom: KELLY! Should I start a Tweet-ter?!!
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speaking of balls
i grabbed someone’s sack in my dream last night and it felt … wrong.
that was my dream, folks. feeling weird-feeling balls.
also, i was flying to Australia and it was really realistic. it was going to take 24 hours so i was so not happy about that but it was ok. we stopped in Brussels and i think that’s where i was doing ball grabbing. and also, dream shit was going down in...
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ok, i couldn't fit all my long winded words in...
douglasmartini replied to your photo: S.MOUSE chopped up tape via Chris Lilley
Interested to hear your thoughts about s.mouse. I was actually interviewed for an Australian article that delves deeply into s.mouse, hip-hop caricatures, and blackface.
i don’t know much about Chris Lilley as a person, just as what he has done with Summer Heights High and Angry Boys, both shows, i find...
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... i don't just have the frosting to eat, no.
i had it because i made a concoction last night where i put frosting on top of pudding, you see, so it was left over frosting.
… wow, that doesn’t sound better at all.
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i'm eating frosting out of the container with a...
i should have just given up being fat for Lent.
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whiskeyrobot:
goodarms-vs-badarms:
why the eff did I give up cheese for Lent?
Masochism?
that’s a pretty good one.
for reasons i can’t get into, me giving up meat this year might actually have been the worst thought out lenten plan for me.
to change it, or to not change it… that is the catholic guilt question…
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Random memory
lacquerandcandy:
When I was 20, I had a boyfriend that was convinced that Gwen Stefani was racist. He would argue with anyone that liked “Hollerback Girl”, stating that she was in fact saying, “Cuz I ain’t no Harlem Black girl..I hate Harlem Black girls.”
We didn’t last very long. (other reasons too..but shit…)
I hear what you’re saying, Reese, but I’m going to take your post and...
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OH MY GOD!!
USHER SPELLS “you” AS “u” PROBABLY BECAUSE HIS NAMES STARTS WITH A “U”!
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douglasmartini replied to your video: Mikal Cronin - “Green and Blue”
SUPER-DUPER UNDERRATED RECORD. (Even by me, kinda!)
it’s funny that you say that bc i posted that song while thinking about how i totally forgot about this album earlier this year when i was reflecting on which albums i really liked in 2011. i think you might be right.
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sportsnetny:
“Manny Ramirez is the worst human being I’ve ever met.”
— Former Red Sox manager Terry Francona once said of Manny Ramirez. (via boston)
hahaha, this is too funny to me, sorry Manny
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I need more Usher to listen to, I don't have...
we-are-stardust:
Suggest some songs/albums?
This question, was meant for me.
WELL, FIRST, welcome to world of Usher! We here at Usher find it hard to not like Usher so let us guide you. Secondly, may I introduce you to some “Confessions Pt. II”? You’ll want to put this one on repeat and get into it. It’s the only way. Be the guy who got his jump off pregnant. These are...
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Never going to belmar again.
we-are-stardust:
I just got hit on by a 50 year old and Kelly just stole someones long board.
Dude. Why did I take that?? I got to do the Rick Grimes thing and give it back? All fun and games …
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douglasmartini asked: As laughable as the state of Seattle sports have been for the past half-decade (starting with the announcement that the Sonics were moving to Oklahoma City), the only suitable reaction for me to have when thinking about Ichiro batting third for the Mariners is unbridled joy.
