December 2009
me: [insert me talking about my potential clones]
me: ARE YOU LISTENING?? Listen! Cate, listennnn! Are you listening??
them: Yyyyeeeesss. I'm listening. Sadly... I am listening.
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So, this just happened... My own, personal,...
Today, I showed a picture of a random guy to my friend and said that I thought that he was cute. She says, “I wonder why??” I was confused, asked her why she said that. She told me that he looks exactly like a guy that I’ve had a crush on for two years. FML.
She thinks that I should submit this. More FML.
i know, right?
me: so, my computer is getting cleaned up and stuff
them: yes?
me: [Person], my bro in law
me: has it...
me: he might have to reconfig my hard drive
me: hahah
me: that's extreme, son
them: jesus what kind of porn are you downloading
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“King of Cups”
“KING OF WANDS”
fmylife:
Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in snow. I live in Minnesota. FML
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