CHECK THIS SH*T OUT, SON: Archive

Of all nights, I am not feeling particularly well...

That’s cool.

Jan 1st

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Jan 1st

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

“No more drugs for me, pussy and religion is all I need.”

– I’m quoting Kanye, yes, that album is being played.

Dec 31st

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Herp derp, lists lists end-of-year herp derp.

MOMENTS. THESE ARE MOMENTS. Ten musical moments that I enjoyed in 2010. 1. Seeing Prince live! What an epic #1. 2. Falling in love with all the foreign prog rock bands that I did, particularly a Finnish one whose album I’m obsessed with. 3. Creating the “gay anthem of 2010.” 4. Seeing Foals live b/c I liked the band and leaving the show with a new perspective of, “hey,...

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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shhhhh

1. What did you do in 2010 that you’d never done before? A lot. Changed a diaper - I’m pretty sure I successfully avoided that in the past but not sure, just going to say that innit. 2. Did you keep your New Year’s Resolutions, and will you make more for next year? I actually did. I wasn’t perfect with it, but I did. 3. Did anyone close to you give birth? Yah. Thus, the whole diaper...

Dec 31st

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Part of tonight's alien discussion...

 [M and Kelly have a long back and forth on what can be considered a serious foundation for aliens existence]
M: CJ! What do you think?
CJ: What's that?
M: [laughs]
Kelly: [laughs]
Kelly: ... aliens...
M: What do you think? You think that we're just a pet project of the aliens?
CJ: Yup. I'm all over it.

Dec 31st

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

Dec 29th

NO, BUT SERIOUSLY?? YOURE SCREAMING AT ME ON HOW...

A) STFU, I’m using my mk 15! B) STFU, I didn’t ask for a fucking Coach Knight! C) STFU, let me live, do NOT tell me what to do! D) STFU, I need to concentrate as I’m getting killed out here by a goddamn 11 year old! E) STFU, THANKS, I don’t want to play anymore! #BlackOps #threwthecontroller #heated

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

Asshole. Asshole?

Dec 28th

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Part of this evening's alien talk.

Kelly: See, why wouldn't they freak the eff out? If an alien came down right now and was like, "hey, I got crazy technology that can make this house fly with antigravity," I'd run!!
 *loud noise behind me*
Kelly: NOOOOO!! Miriam, noooo!! Is that an alien?!? Nnnoooo! /terror

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Eff me.

Dec 27th

Eff me.

Dec 27th

Oh, really ref?? Have you ever seen these...

Dec 26th

Don't complete a pass, nope. It's not like you're...

Dec 26th

I hate you, New York Giants.

Dec 26th

Fuck yeah, Tchaikovsky

Get your nuts cracked for the season, son.

Dec 25th

I'm happy for Pluto and Micky - they reunited.

#Christmasspecials

Dec 25th

I can also relate to Micky Mouse on that one.

Dec 25th

Totes can relate to Pluto on this one.

Dec 25th

HEY, SHORTIES

Kelly: *turns head to tv, sees Old Navy commercial with half nude male models* OH, HELLO!!
P: I KNOW!
11 year old neice: What??
Kelly: [laughs] nothing...
P: [laughs]
Niece: Why'd you say, "hello"?
Kelly: Oh, nothing.
P: Yeah, I was staring like this.
Kelly: I was surprised you didn't alert me.

Dec 25th